Sarkasm

Equipment

Completionist cape (Tier 3) Mastery Capes · Cape Strength+4Accuracy+6Defence+11Archery accuracy+5Archery strength+5Archery defence+11Magic accuracy+4Magic strength+4Magic defence+11 Shop value: 1,000,000

Enchanted diamond earrings Jewelry · Earrings This item has been blessed with one or more enchantments.<br>Enchantment strength: {0}% Magic accuracy+16Magic defence+12 Shop value: 10,000

Enchanted diamond amulet Jewelry · Amulet This item has been blessed with one or more enchantments.<br>Enchantment strength: {0}% Defence+8Magic accuracy+9Magic defence+10 Shop value: 10,000

Enchanted diamond ring Jewelry · Jewellery This item has been blessed with one or more enchantments.<br>Enchantment strength: {0}% Strength+2Accuracy+3Archery accuracy+3Archery strength+2Magic accuracy+3Magic strength+2 Shop value: 10,000

Godlike pickaxe Tools · Right hand Strength+26Accuracy+30Attack speed4.0s Player market Sell5,569,998 Buy4,051,685 Shop value: 500,000

Enchanted diamond bracelet Jewelry · Bracelet This item has been blessed with one or more enchantments.<br>Enchantment strength: {0}% Accuracy+3Defence+9Archery accuracy+3Magic accuracy+5Magic defence+9 Shop value: 10,000

Mining gloves Armours · Gloves 5% chance to produce double loot in associated skill when worn Shop value: 5,000

Skills

Attack 101,683,845 xp

120

Strength 95,920,573 xp

120

Defence 90,356,202 xp

120

Archery 95,352,718 xp

120

Magic 450,352,764 xp

120

Health 208,231,663 xp

120

Crafting 34,843,452 xp

111

Woodcutting 36,290,839 xp

111

Carpentry 43,036,052 xp

112

Fishing 89,736,338 xp

120

Cooking 134,572,977 xp

120

Mining 61,133,294 xp

116

Smithing 68,845,382 xp

118

Foraging 97,299,448 xp

120

Farming 90,191,148 xp

120

Agility 89,901,485 xp

120

Plundering 92,533,649 xp

120

Enchanting 106,212,472 xp

120

Brewing 35,398,141 xp

111

Exterminating 88,556,478 xp

120

Invocation 54,962,775 xp

115

Bosses & raids

Otherworldly Golem 3,753 kills

Skeleton Warrior 3,749 kills

Medusa 762 kills

Griffin 635 kills

Chimera 634 kills

Devil 623 kills

Hades 609 kills

Zeus 572 kills

Kronos 42 kills

Sobek 28 kills

Mesines 26 kills

Bloodmoon Massacre 16 kills

Reckoning Of The Gods 8 kills

Guardians Of The Citadel 3 kills

Recent market trades

Item	Side	Qty	Unit price	Total	Date
Otherworldly leather	Sold	1	218.90m	218.90m	29 Sept 2026
Pharaoh's boots	Sold	2	37.62m	75.24m	29 Sept 2026
Outstanding gemstone	Sold	79	603.9k	47.71m	29 Sept 2026
Rare enchantment scroll (crafting)	Bought	1	33.0k	33.0k	21 Sept 2026
Rare enchantment scroll (foraging)	Bought	1	38.6k	38.6k	21 Sept 2026
Dragon fruit	Bought	3,101	5,929	18.39m	21 Sept 2026
Meat burger	Bought	1	305	305	21 Sept 2026
Potato	Bought	500,000	115	57.69m	21 Sept 2026
Potion of ancient knowledge	Sold	31	82.5k	2.56m	21 Sept 2026
Potato	Bought	350,000	113	39.67m	21 Sept 2026
Potato	Bought	200,000	112	22.37m	21 Sept 2026
Diamond ore	Bought	3,967	164	649.5k	21 Sept 2026
Cooked bloodmoon eel	Bought	401	1,415	567.3k	20 Sept 2026

Completed offers from the last 90 days, newest first.

Upgrades - 33/47 unlocked

Housing Tier 5/5 Keep it spacious Tier 168 The lumberjack Tier 4/5 The fisherman Tier 4/5 Auto eating Auto looting Offline progress Tier 5/6 Valued clan member Farming trickery Tier 4/5 Power forager Tier 5/5 Smelting magic Tier 3/3 Most efficient fisherman Tier 5/5 Plank bargain Tier 3/3 Ammo-saver Tier 5/6 Monster hunter Teamwork Boss slayer Toolbelt upgrade Tier 6/7 Lazy raider Ancient wisdom Master crafter Extra task loadouts Tier 15/15 Kronos who? Keep it burning Better skinner Better fisherman Better lumberjack Arrow crafter Delicate manufacturing Responsible drinking Last negotiation Show us the money Picky eater Prestigious woodworking Getting in sync Bounty hunter Bloodmoon preparation Bloodmoon exterminator Bloodmoon fishing Power of the moon Through the wetlands Here fishie, fishie! They're not rocks, they're minerals! Who's a good boy? How to train your demon pet Principles of combat Combat loadouts