Sarkasm

Equipment

Magic cape (Tier 4) Mastery Capes · Cape Strength+5Accuracy+8Defence+15Archery accuracy+6Archery strength+6Archery defence+15Magic accuracy+6Magic strength+6Magic defence+15 Shop value: 2,500,000

Naga's blessed crown Armours · Head Defence+21Archery defence+19Magic accuracy+32Magic strength+9Magic defence+31 Player market Sell178,999,000 Buy140,000,000 Shop value: 50,000

Enchanted diamond earrings Jewelry · Earrings This item has been blessed with one or more enchantments.<br>Enchantment strength: {0}% Magic accuracy+16Magic defence+12 Shop value: 10,000

Enchanted diamond amulet Jewelry · Amulet This item has been blessed with one or more enchantments.<br>Enchantment strength: {0}% Defence+8Magic accuracy+9Magic defence+10 Shop value: 10,000

Enchanted diamond arcane ring Jewelry · Jewellery This item has been blessed with one or more enchantments.<br>Enchantment strength: {0}% Accuracy+3Archery accuracy+3Magic accuracy+10Magic strength+6 Shop value: 10,000

Otherworldly staff Weapons · Right hand Deals 25% more damage against quest monsters Magic accuracy+149Magic strength+179Magic defence+70Attack speed4.8s Player market Sell329,999,999 Buy265,000,000 Shop value: 990,000

Astronomical robe Armours · Body Defence+55Archery defence+30Magic accuracy+42Magic strength+9Magic defence+47 Player market Sell48,507,290 Buy46,000,000 Shop value: 80,000

Lunar belt Armours · Belt Can be upgraded to hold tools via the Local market Strength+5Accuracy+7Defence+8Archery accuracy+11Archery defence+5Magic accuracy+13Magic strength+10Magic defence+5 Player market Sell61,222,110 Buy57,000,002 Shop value: 100,000

Astronomical trousers Armours · Legs Defence+45Archery defence+20Magic accuracy+32Magic strength+5Magic defence+30 Player market Sell33,580,997 Buy27,751,000 Shop value: 80,000

Enchanted diamond sorcerer bracelet Jewelry · Bracelet This item has been blessed with one or more enchantments.<br>Enchantment strength: {0}% Defence+9Magic accuracy+10Magic strength+6Magic defence+9 Shop value: 10,000

Otherworldly gloves Armours · Gloves Strength+14Accuracy+15Defence+16Archery accuracy+14Archery strength+12Archery defence+15Magic accuracy+12Magic strength+11Magic defence+12 Player market Sell390,000,000 Buy305,900,101 Shop value: 99,000

Ancient boots Armours · Boots Defence+18Archery defence+11Magic accuracy+24Magic strength+3Magic defence+28 Player market Sell45,000 Buy30,265 Shop value: 30,000

Lil' wizard (T8) Pets · Pet Will aid you in Magic to help you deal a little more damage. Magic accuracy+25Magic strength+16 Shop value: 200,000

Skills

Attack 101,647,622 xp

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Strength 95,920,573 xp

120

Defence 90,336,410 xp

120

Archery 95,285,058 xp

120

Magic 376,695,532 xp

120

Health 189,795,913 xp

120

Crafting 34,701,212 xp

111

Woodcutting 36,290,839 xp

111

Carpentry 42,288,830 xp

112

Fishing 69,800,676 xp

118

Cooking 122,758,380 xp

120

Mining 47,240,504 xp

113

Smithing 62,731,052 xp

116

Foraging 97,280,116 xp

120

Farming 90,191,032 xp

120

Agility 89,900,958 xp

120

Plundering 92,403,069 xp

120

Enchanting 105,997,760 xp

120

Brewing 33,877,277 xp

110

Exterminating 79,261,355 xp

119

Invocation 44,853,220 xp

113

Bosses & raids

Otherworldly Golem 3,753 kills

Skeleton Warrior 3,749 kills

Medusa 762 kills

Griffin 635 kills

Chimera 634 kills

Devil 623 kills

Hades 609 kills

Zeus 564 kills

Kronos 42 kills

Sobek 28 kills

Mesines 26 kills

Bloodmoon Massacre 16 kills

Reckoning Of The Gods 8 kills

Guardians Of The Citadel 3 kills

Recent market trades

Item	Side	Qty	Unit price	Total	Date
Outstanding gemstone	Sold	31	727.6k	22.56m	15 Aug 2026
Cooked anglerfish	Bought	10,001	519	5.19m	1 Aug 2026

Completed offers from the last 90 days, newest first.

Upgrades

Ammo-saver Tier 5 Ancient wisdom Unlocked Auto eating Unlocked Auto looting Unlocked Better fisherman Unlocked Better skinner Unlocked Bloodmoon preparation Unlocked Boss slayer Unlocked Bounty hunter Unlocked Extra Loadouts Tier 15 Farming trickery Tier 4 Housing Tier 5 How to train your demon pet Unlocked Keep it burning Unlocked Keep it spacious Tier 153 Kronos who? Unlocked Lazy raider Unlocked Master crafter Unlocked Monster hunter Unlocked Most efficient fisherman Tier 5 Offline progress Tier 5 Picky eater Unlocked Plank bargain Tier 3 Power forager Tier 5 Principles of combat Unlocked Show us the money Unlocked Smelting magic Tier 3 Teamwork Unlocked The fisherman Tier 4 The lumberjack Tier 4 Toolbelt upgrade Tier 6 Valued clan member Unlocked